12.31.2007

"Corey Hine's a bastard!"

...

"No really, his parents aren't married..." ~ James Worry the 789th

I disagree.


wholeheartedly.


Happy New Year Betches.  This will be the last post of 2007 unless someone else and their sorry ass write something half as entertaining as this.

Today we went to an "all you can steal buffet" in Chapel Hill.  Thank you Sears, Buckle, Hallmark, & Macy's.

just kidding

but seriously

kidding.


but seriously...  not really, or am I?

Alright, so I hope next year sucks way less than this past year did.  So many people I know had a shitty year. Or 5.  

Here's to hoping.  Cheers!

Dave Fuckin' Acker

12.30.2007

Hello Houston

So what up from Kent State Ohio kids.

what what? who what?

be more constructive with your feedback ...

My journey began at 3am when my mom drove me to O'Hare airport in Chicago.  I hadn't gone to bed last night  and I went to the Cleveland Browns vs. 49ers game with Christopher Kettel One Vodka.  I took a 3 hour nap just now... so i think i got 3 hours of sleep in about 30 hours or something.

Idk. math was never my strong point. Although I am fond of the quadratic formula.

Right now Chris and I are yelling at James Worry to get me a goddammmm beeeer.

Okay...

Now i am drinking my first Natty light in about 4 months. which must mean i'm in Ohio and or Penn.

"Smells like shit, looks like shit, tastes like shit, must be Natty Light."

Ummm

So i'm going to be seeing some people and I currently am seeing some people that i missed. So that is fun.

2 weeks of vacation started today.  And it's time to face Mecca and pray for my 3rd time today 

Natty, 

Dont Fail Me Now


Forgive me Moses, Jesus, Allah


Svendel (DFA)

Goodbye 2007...

Is it weird that I'm more comfortable if even numbered years....? Yes it is....I realize, but can't help it....needless to say I'm looking forward to 2008 although it won't be til April until I'm used to writing the date as xx/xx/08...

Everyone have a safe and happy new year if anyone will be in a time zone east of the Eastern Standard Time let me know, I'll give you my phone number so you can call me after your midnight and before mine to let me know how 2008 is....

don't get too drunk.....love you bye.

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Now playing: Evermore - Afloat
via FoxyTunes

12.21.2007

Conspiracy Party

So I'm sure that everyone has heard the 9/11 conspiracy theories. Some of them are worth considering. If you do not have a lot of time, here is a letter that was addressed to talk show host Glenn Beck that has some of the issues explained/discussed:

(If you do have time, look up and watch the movie zeitgeist on youtube or google video. you can just fast forward to the 9/11 part, it's probably 30 min. long)



Thursday, December 20, 2007

Letter to Glenn Beck

12/20/2007

Alfons Olszewski US Army retired.
Co-founder of The Veterans for 9/11 Truth, member of Scholars for 9/11 Truth, and Pilots for 9/11 Truth.

Dear Mr. Glenn Beck,
9/11 Conspiracy Exposition is what the 9/11 Truth Movement is all about. Yet you in the media characterize the Truthers as conspiracy theorist, it is just a theory. Did you ever wonder why the truth movement is growing, and growing angry? Could it be because reasonable people have reason to believe that something is wrong? Let’s list some of the facts, these facts are incontrovertible. The list is not comprehensive and is only some of the “hard evidence” that exist and will not go away.

· The 9/11 Commission has said that testimony was obfuscated. They were lied to. CNN reports: A member of the 9/11 commission said Wednesday that panel members so distrusted ... testimony by DOD was knowingly false,"

· NORAD did not abide by FAA protocols as they had every time there was an Air Emergency for many years and many times prior to 9/11. 67 times in the previous 15 months.

· At the Pentagon something approached at an oblique angle and penetrated 6 walls creating a 12 ft, nearly perfectly round punch out hole in the 6th wall. The walls at the Pentagon were designed to resist penetration, yet a 757 flew right threw 6 of them. This is impossible. Then the FBI collected all the surveillance videos near by, and hide them from public view.

· At the WTC metal got hotter than it could possible get (over 1400 degrees C), and stayed hotter (up to 100 days) longer than it could possible stay that hot. Breaking the laws of thermodynamics.

· At the WTC the towers collapsed with at least no resistance at freefall, maybe even faster. Breaking the laws of physics.

· At the WTC 90% of the buildings contents were pulverized into a fine powder in about 10 seconds, which would require an expenditure of energy equal to a magnitude of 10 times more energy than was available. While very hot pyroclastic clouds expanded at 200 feet per second. The dust was hot enough to take the paint off of cars.

· Using microscopy and x-ray spectroscopy remnants of Thermate were discovered in the dust.

· Using empirical observation of videos, multiple squibs (high-energy explosions) can be seen, and molten metal can be seen pouring out of the building.

Mr. Beck, these are just some of the reasons the Truth movement is growing. The reason you could be in jeopardy is because aiding and abetting mass murderers who engaged in treason and that is treason. It is not the 9/11 Truthers who threaten you, it is the law, and the consequences of your behavior that threaten you. Mr. Beck all the Trutheres want is a decent through investigation, and if there is nothing to hide, then why not? The Truthers would like complete access to any and all of the evidence surrounding 9/11, including access to the plane parts of the alleged planes that crashed into the well known targets. The 9/11 Truthers would also like access to the courts in the form of a Grand Jury. If you and your comrades have nothing to hide, then why are you hiding so much? The 9/11 Truth movement is very friendly to freedom and very dangerous to those who would oppress, and suppress the Truth by means of propagandized deliberate obfuscations.

By means of Truth, we shall wage Peace.Alfons Olszewski

12.20.2007

I Hope God Leaves a Comment...

Then again... how could we prove it was really "God" ?

Read each phrase. Read it slowly. Think about it before moving to the next sentence. If this makes you lose faith, or mad, or confused.... then good.



God exists.

God exists and doesn’t care what religion you follow, he loves everyone.

God exists and demands that you worship him or else after you die you will be punished forever

God exists and you must be X religion to be “saved”

God exists and you must be Christian or else you will not go to Heaven

God exists and you must be Muslim or you will not go to Heaven

God exists and the savior is still coming

God exists and the savior has already come

God exists but, you go to hell for being a bad person

God exists but you can go to heaven if you ask for forgiveness

God may or may not exist but we can at least play it safe by picking a religion

God may or may not exist, but if he/she/it does let’s hope you picked the right religion

God did exist at once but he moved on to better things… he is god after all, he can do what he wants

God is dead

god doesn’t exist

“god” is a historical idea made up by humans for comfort and reassuring “answers”

We created god, not the other way around

Where do you fit in? Leave a comment by clicking “comment” below.

12.18.2007

Do You Agree With This?

Hey Christians:

What up?

Alright seriously, I was procrastinating last night and found a website that claimed to have all the answers. The link looked promising... so I clicked it.

After reading the website I decided it would be fun to contact them and ask them one simple question...

"Does everyone else go to hell?" (as in those who do not believe in Jesus, etc.)

Thank you for your email response to our website. From what the Bible says and so we have to believe it, there is only one Name under Heaven were men can be saved and that is through Jesus Christ. God is the judge and He will judge accordingly. It may seem harsh but the Bible does say that it is appointed for man to live once and then the judgment, so yes,we believe that those who do not have Jesus in the hearts and have gained forgiveness of sin do not go to Heaven.

Blessings,

Bart Bagwell
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Winning the Lost and Training the FoundCenter for Evangelism and Discipleship-
Global University
1211 S Glenstone AvSpringfield MO 65804
USA800-443-1083 4
17-862-9533 Ext 2414
"Be doers of the Word and not hearers only" (James 1:22)

Looks like I'm screwed. What do you think, leave comments vvv

Santa Is A DICK

No seriously...

Here's proof:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3XOM31TpsJg&feature=related

12.17.2007

LIFE'S GREATEST QUESTIONS...

Life's greatest questions have always been
Who am I?
Where did I come from?
Why am I here?
Where am I going?

You are about to see and hear one of the most significant messages given to us from God...

So, incase some of you kids have already finished finals and finally felt like you had free time to freelaxmonster... here are some things to ponder:

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? And what does that mean anyway?

What if life is just a dream and when you "die" you actually just wake up?
so...maybe that's why they say you cannot die in a dream, you always wake up...

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If there can be one "God" why would it be hard to believe that there aren't several "Gods"?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

Why don't people with amnesia forget how to do EVERYTHING they learned in life...walk, talk, etc. ?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

Where do all the daylight savings hours go?

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT." ?

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?


If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

I want some answers, click on the comment link below vvv

12.16.2007

Today was a good day...


<<Miami Dolphins wide receiver Greg Camarillo scores the winning touch down Sunday, Dec. 16, 2007, as the Dolphins defeat the Baltimore Ravens 22-16, for their first victory of the season. (AP Photo/J. Pat Carter)

The only thing that could have made today better in the NFL would be a Patriots loss, but we can't ask for everything right? The Dolphins won their first game of the season = awesome....too bad they didn't wait until next week vs. the Patriots.... Eagles won :) Steelers lost :) Green Bay won (I know Dave and most likely Kevin enjoy that) and Dallas lost making the possibility of home-field advantage for the Pack that much better.






One more thing since the Christmas season is in full swing.....

....I had to....

12.12.2007

I'm still alive....

Hey guys.

So since my camera has contracted some sort of STD from sleeping around with other non-compatible electronic devices it has been out of order for quite sometime. Sony should have a warning in the owner's manual of naughty camera behavior and potential prevention techniques. Anyway when I return to NEPA (North East Pennsylvania AKA most awesome place in the world and best area for pizza in the US according to USA Today) anyway, when I return there on Fri or Sat my camera will be clean again and I will be able to document the tragedy known as a PA winter. (Perfect timing since we're expecting 5-9 inches tomorrow.)


P.S. Acker man, I liked the religion post.....hopefully people read it with an open mind and don't take you as crazy....hopefully I'll have a good one soon over break.

P.P.S. Only one final to go.....Forensic Chemistry on Thurs. and I'm stuck here on the mountain until Fri or Sat. So you can guess what is happening on Thurs night.....prayer session.....jk unless god is in the form of ethanol (CH5OH) AKA alcohol for you non-science folk ;)

so be prepared for some serious photos this weekend and possible regret stories from thurs...





12.07.2007

The Nasty Wisconsin Winter

It's in full swing kids, and PA doesn't have a chance.


Cars tend to get plowed in. Here, Ryan is about to spend 15 minutes freeing his car from near death.


Oh, another great thing: You can't park on one side of the street from December-March...
WTF.



Wisconsin winter has also been blamed for Seth Green's death on Grey's.

Winter here also causes you to spill soup on yourself, right Kelly?



I'm pretty famous around Milwaukee for winter hazard awareness...
I'm the spokesperson and pretty much everyone knows me.

Winter is so awful here that snowmen cannot even survive the cold :(










The snow slowly engulfed the helpless snowman...





We wanted to help him, but by this point it was clearly too late...







His screams were hauntingly forlorn :(
Bring it on PA.
DFA

Mall Shooting: Suicide Note

So I don't have cable and I've been living under a box, or something box-like.

I just read about this mall shooting in Nebraska where a 19-year-old killed eight people. I just thought I would share the ridiculous letter he left, and then go ahead and say that I love all of my friends, and if you ever need to talk about anything, please call me or anybody before it ever gets to something like this:

Transcription of Hawkins' Suicide Note
1 hour ago
OMAHA, Neb. (AP) — The Omaha Police Department on Friday released a three-page suicide note left by Robert A. Hawkins, the 19-year-old who fatally shot eight people at an Omaha shopping mall before turning the gun on himself Wednesday.
The note is transcribed below, including misspellings but with expletives deleted:
family
I'm so sorry for what I've put you through I never meant to hurt all of you so much and I don't blame any one of you for disowning me I just can't be a burden to you and my friends any longer You are all better off without me. I'm so sorry for this.
I've just snapped I can't take this meaningless existence anymore I've been a constant disappointment and that trend would have only continued. just remember the good times we had together
I love you mommy
I love you dad
I love you Kira
I love you Valancia
I love you Cynthia
I love you Zach
I love you Cayla
I love you Mark (P.S. I'm really sorry)
___
friends
To all of my friends I'm so sorry for what I've done to you and put you through. I've been a peice of (expletive) my entire life it seems this is my only option. I know everyone will remember me as some sort of monster but please understand that I just don't want to be a burden on the ones that I care for my entire life. I just want to take a few peices of (expletive) with me. I love all of you so much and I don't want anyone to miss me just think about how much better you are off without me to support. I want my friends to remember all the good times we had together. Just think tho I'm gonna be (expletive) famous. You guys have always been there for me I'm just sad that I'm gonna have to go this alone. You guys are the best friends anyone could ever ask for. That's all I have to say is that I (expletive) you guys.
P.S. I didn't eat that (expletive) sandwich or the toielet thing either!
___
my will
I'm giving my car back to my mom and my friends can have whatever else I leave behind
Signed (Hawkins' signature)
Social (his Social Security number)

Worst Winter: PA or WI

I will be posting pictures for the Wisconsin side this weekend.

Get excited.

PA is going down.

12.06.2007

OMG RELIGION POST!!!

Forgive me Moses, Jesus, Allah...


So I am curious here.

You can leave responses by clicking "comment" on the bottom. I took these two posts from a homework assignment I had... enjoy, or not:

If "God" can do anything, then why did jesus have to be sent to suffer and die on the cross in order for Christians to be saved from hell and absolved of all of their sins?

If god can do anything, then why does he create a world with deadly storms, famine, war, etc. if he can prevent it all?Is this just a big game? Why make humans and then let them suffer?

This comes BEFORE the argument of "FREE WILL" because he/she/it never even had to put us in such a world to test us like this.

And when things like hurricanes, tsunamis, earthquakes, genocides, wars, etc take place... why doesn't he step in?

Which one is it? God's will or free will?

Since we do not control the weather... and God made this earth, does that mean that these things are his will? or does it mean he just made this earth and was like.... okay... good luck.

Also, then what would be the point of prayer if we have free will? That would mean that god cannot intervene in our lives right?

Why would he pick and choose?

Look around the world, and if you aren't too self-absorbed you will see so much pain and horror. Tell me how there is a loving god?

A free will arguement will not suffice.

The overused and unintelligible lines, "God has a plan for everyone," "It was God's will," or any sort of claim to "Divine intervention" and/or oversight just don't cut it for me anymore and only negate the notion of free will.

So which one is it? God's will or free will?

Genocides, war, poverty, and suffering beyond belief; most of which are worse than I will personally ever know (I selfishly hope) are taking place across this planet. What happened to the Biblical God who, in the past, would intervene in his people's everyday life? Perhaps it was just a book. (I am inclined to believe so).

Within the past year I began to contemplate, in my head, a little phrase that I made up one day when I was in deep though: "god isn't dead (Nietzsche reference/refutation), he just moved on to better things."

I am more conviced of this than I am of anything I have ever been taught from a religious vantage. At least this theory has the potential to explain our existence, our struggles, and our suffering.

There are thousands upon thousands of different religions in the world. Your odds of picking the "right" one and being "saved" are pretty darn slim (And that's assuming that there is a right answer). So, basically my theory is more promising than having faith and beliefs found in one specific religious sect; because, at least with my frame of mind, you won't have a 99% chance of being wrong and going to hell. Maybe we need to just accept the fact-in our egotistical minds- that maybe, just maybe we aren't so special. Perhaps we just die and that's it.

12.04.2007

Accidental Eye Contact...

It's really awkward when you look out your window and make eye contact with the person living in the other apartment...

should I wave next time?

took a vote on AIM:

NotrDame919 (7:38:08 PM): no wave
NotrDame919 (7:38:11 PM): head nod
NotrDame919 (7:38:23 PM): and mouth the words, "what's up?"
NotrDame919 (7:38:26 PM): but dont actually say them
NotrDame919 (7:38:28 PM): thatd be weird
NotrDame919 (7:38:33 PM): cause you know they cant hear you
NotrDame919 (7:38:43 PM): not that anyone else would hear you to know if you said them or not
NotrDame919 (7:38:48 PM): so i guess that doesnt really matter
NotrDame919 (7:38:56 PM): oh go ahead and say "what's up"
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Nics0314 (8:52:09 PM): you should flash the neighbor next time

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strossdag2009 (8:33:36 PM): its especially akward when they're masterbating

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H20hoops (7:48:17 PM): yes you should wave!

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Volleyball146 (7:39:27 PM): please do...and tell me...you felt awkward??? is that the first time ever?

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A87Fitch (7:02:26 PM): was the other person naked
A87Fitch (7:02:27 PM): ?
TheVBplaya9 (7:03:01 PM): we both were
A87Fitch (7:03:04 PM): the the answer is yes
TheVBplaya9 (7:03:21 PM): okay. what part of the body do i wave with?
A87Fitch (7:03:17 PM): its rude not to
TheVBplaya9 (7:03:38 PM): great now i was rude
A87Fitch (7:03:38 PM): haha
TheVBplaya9 (7:03:45 PM): so much for a first impression
A87Fitch (7:03:42 PM): well its after labor day
A87Fitch (7:03:43 PM): so your nipple
TheVBplaya9 (7:03:51 PM): right
TheVBplaya9 (7:03:55 PM): right nipple
A87Fitch (7:03:52 PM): no left one
TheVBplaya9 (7:03:59 PM): cuz the left nipple is white
TheVBplaya9 (7:04:02 PM): and you cant do that
TheVBplaya9 (7:04:04 PM): after labor day
A87Fitch (7:04:02 PM): which one is pierced
TheVBplaya9 (7:04:08 PM): left
TheVBplaya9 (7:04:09 PM): haha
A87Fitch (7:04:42 PM): kinky

Having TROUBLE Deciding?

"Paper or Plastic?" never looked so simple...


Everytime I write something in all caps, please picture me (or Stewie) shouting it... okay KEEP READING!!!


So the Iowa Caucus is fast approaching (January 3rd, to be exact), and you don't have a clue who you would like to see COME out ON TOP...

;)


Personally, I am fairly torn (in several directions) on who I would like to see win on each side because I don't really like any one candidate, be it Democrat or Republican. So I was looking around for something to help me figure this MASSIVE DILEMMA out...



LOOK WHAT I FOUND:


-->CLICK ME<--
So here's the deal, you can take this POLL and then it will show you your top 3 presidential candidate matches.


HEY KEEP READING THIS


Don't just take the quiz and then make up your mind by the 3 faces that POP UP at the end. If you actually scroll over each candidate and the topics on the grid at the end, you can read their exact views.


ALSO INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT


If certain issues carry more weight for you, then you can adjust the scale on the right side to help you to better determine who's the right candidatemonster for you.

Sincerely,

DFAmonster

12.03.2007

Some Fun Games

I guess this post would fall under the "Stuff" category.

I have had mono for about 2 weeks now, so as you can imagine I've had a bit of down time. While in the process of recovering I felt it necessary to play some free games on the interwebmonster. So I thought I would list some fun games that I found and then leave a comment space for you kids to share some more games that you enjoy playing on the internet. And NO, looking up pornography is not considered "playing a game."

Hey, I mean, when you know who your audience is you might as well clarify some things for them that might otherwise be a bit in the gray, murky area to them. ;)

In no particular order:

Bloons Tower Defense 2: http://www.addictinggames.com/bloonstowerdefense2.html

Police Sniper: http://www.snipergames.net/games/policesniper.html

Camper Strike (If you like Counter Strike, this is clearly stolen from that): http://www.snipergames.net/games/camperstrike.html

Defend Your Castle: http://www.xgenstudios.com/play/castle

Of course you can find games on addictinggames.com and a bunch of other places, and who doesn't love to procrastinate when there is work to be done?

So please share any links to games that you have!!!