(GRANDMA'S DEATH) - Unfortunately I think my blog was hacked, or something. It comes up as an "attack site" when you try to view it. If you want to continue following me, this will be my new blog. The ugly design is temporary. I'm open to suggestions, leave a comment on the blog.



McConnell admits to being 1/8th turtle, not gay

(Fact Grandma contributor DFA) Sixty-nine year-old Kentucky Senator Mich McConnell admitted today that his great grandfather was a turtle and that his race means no harm to the United States of America.

Debt Ceiling turns out to actually be an overhead interior surface that covers the upper limit of a room

(Grandma News DFA) In an odd turn of events, it appears that the debt ceiling is, in fact, an actual physical, structural element, which conceals the underside of the floor or roof structure that is above.

It is also imaginary.