12.17.2007

LIFE'S GREATEST QUESTIONS...

Life's greatest questions have always been
Who am I?
Where did I come from?
Why am I here?
Where am I going?

You are about to see and hear one of the most significant messages given to us from God...

So, incase some of you kids have already finished finals and finally felt like you had free time to freelaxmonster... here are some things to ponder:

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? And what does that mean anyway?

What if life is just a dream and when you "die" you actually just wake up?
so...maybe that's why they say you cannot die in a dream, you always wake up...

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If there can be one "God" why would it be hard to believe that there aren't several "Gods"?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

Why don't people with amnesia forget how to do EVERYTHING they learned in life...walk, talk, etc. ?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

Where do all the daylight savings hours go?

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT." ?

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?


If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

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4 comments:

GlennDizzle87 said...

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? And what does that mean anyway?
Dying of old age is more so an interpretation rather than an explanation.

What if life is just a dream and when you "die" you actually just wake up?
so...maybe that's why they say you cannot die in a dream, you always wake up...
That’s more than possible. You can ask any question like that and it seems logically possible i.e. what if we are all aspects of God’s behavior and personality. Some people are funny; some aren’t. Some people are bitches; some aren’t, etc.

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
Sure, why not? People dig for oil and other such things hundreds of feet underground and under the ocean, and they own the land.

If there can be one "God" why would it be hard to believe that there aren't several "Gods"?
It isn’t hard. Again, it’s a beliefs thing. If you were raised or have been around the belief there is one God and aren’t open-minded, you most likely have your heart set on one God. However, I believe in the Hinduism belief system one God takes the form of other Gods. A man denied the existence of the said God because he, the man, was not pleased with the God showing himself to him in another form. What was gangster was that the God took on the form of the God the man wanted to see and the other half he took his original form and the man still denied the said God’s existence.

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Going off can be implied, and in some dictionaries, can be applied with the meaning of emitting or expressing. He went off on a tirade. The alarm clock emitted its alarm sound; therefore, it’s going off.



How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
What if a person realizes there’s an emergency before you and, in only thinking about him/herself, knocks you to hell while trying to get out. That would ruin my day especially if I could not get out of the said exit because some crazy bastard ran me over.

Why don't people with amnesia forget how to do EVERYTHING they learned in life...walk, talk, etc. ?
It depends on the severity of the disease, and medical science does not know everything yet. So, if your in a deep stage of the disease, some people with amnesia are completely reliant on others while some forget a name here and there…some people wander for miles not knowing that they’re even where they are. Another possibility is that amnesia affects a certain part of the brain and those functions are located elsewhere.

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? They probably put it in a religious section because it should not be either/or but rather the reader should decide…not some librarian or alphabetical/numerical loving creeposaurus. Why don’t they put it in the do-it-yourself or self-help section? Action or drama? Strategy?

Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Maybe someone is feeling charitable…or is an overachiever. They are most likely two one-liner, creative quotes that are un-relatable in the original contexts that they were used in.

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
That would depend on the local jurisdiction’s interpretation of their indecent exposure law. If it was legal, yes, they would.

Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
Similes are used to compare, but this is also an interpretation. I know some people say slow as balls or slow as shit. Even if there is no direct meaning, you get the idea of what they’re saying.

How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up?
Being a child is about innocence and where mowing the lawn or watching cartoons every Saturday at 8am is your only responsibility. Being immature is different than being innocent or not having a developed sense of responsibility.



Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Symbolism, I guess. Someone once said “we can’t have children biting the heads off of chocolate Jesus’ now can we?”
There are several variations of the story of the origins of the Easter Rabbit or the Easter Bunny, or perhaps more correctly, the Easter Hare. The hare was was associated with the Pagan festival celebrating the goddess Eostre (also known as Eastre or Ostara), from which the word Easter is derived. Eostre's earthly symbol was the hare or rabbit. The hare is also symbolically associated with the moon and therefore may have indirectly become associated with Easter since the date of Easter is determined by the phases of the moon (the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring Equinox, March 21) (http://exoticpets.about.com/cs/rabbits/f/rabbitseaster.htm).


When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they? No, but they can swear to tell “the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help them another several years in prison for lying or obstructing justice”. They’re under a legal and moral oath but not an oath associated with religious morals and lying being against God’s will.

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If they can afford it, and enjoy going, why interfere? On the other hand, an intervention could work. They would be sent into the world and couldn’t go to any office. Every doctor’s office would have a profile picture of the person and wouldn’t be allowed to offer him their services (plausible to a degree but I doubt it would ever get severe enough to reach this step).

Where do all the daylight savings hours go? Into the light or into the darkness. We either lose or gain an hour’s worth of sleep. Maybe it’s only the one hour you lose (when you regain it, it’s technically not lost in the big picture), and while it waits to come back, it has a cup of java with Father time.

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT." ?
When people are asked if “If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?”, why don’t people ever wish for more wishes? Also, the scenario is most associated with being stranded and not having the immediate means to leave the island.

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
If we are civilized enough to put liquids in cups, why do we sometimes drink from the carton? Maybe he likes it so much that he can’t wait or is too lazy to get a spoon.

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
It would most likely work because night vision goggles concentrate what little light there is to brighten an image. My guess is that it would work but it would depend on how far the reflection of the image had to travel to be illuminated with the light perceived by the night vision goggles. The farther the mirror is, the harder it is to see the reflection it gives off.

if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19? I believe it depends on the location of the headquarters of the company. If it is an American airlines based in the U.S., it must follow the rules and regulations of the United States. Whereas Air Canada (or something like that) is based in Canada, they are governed by the Canadian laws and regulations. You would have to be careful though because if you drank under the 19 year old drinking age and then stepped onto American soil intoxicated, you could be cited for underage drinking among other things. That’s my guess anyway.


What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8? If it’s possible, there would be interdivision playoffs. For instance, four teams in a division would get a ranking determined by wins against their division opponents, total points scored, PPG, etc (or it could be random). So say team #1 would play #4 and #2 would play #3 in the division. After the games, two teams would be 8-9 and two 9-8. The 9-8 teams would play for division control. Then it would most likely continue into the conference the same way. Leaders of the divison would go straight into contention while team tied at 9-8 would battle for wildcard spots.

Murph said...

"If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?"

Since technically night vision goggles just amplify a given light source they need some light in order to work. According to the all trustworthy wikipedia generally ambiant light such as the moon and stars give off enough light to be amplified. So in response to the question, yes if night vision goggles are worn in the dark then a mirror would be able to reflect.

D.F.A. said...

Sweet balls, I love you Glenjamin.

You must be bored over break?

You stay classy.

GlennDizzle87 said...

I love you, too. I do believe that if someone takes the time to ask a thoughtful question, it should be given a respective response (even if there are many..haha)