Politics and sex go hand in hand like a lonely person, genitals and pornography.
But did you know that many famous political figures have had sex with each other? True story.
Unlikely hook-up #1: Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush.
"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks." --President George H.W. Bush
The bromance lasted until Bush began to complain to about Reagan's in-bed "trickle down on your face while you are sleeping" effect. Not because Bush didn't like it, just because Reagan stopped doing it after one year.
Not to mention the outrage caused by Reagan's gang-bang affair with an entire terrorist group in Iran.
Unlikely hook-up #2: God and Jimmy Carter.
"I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and he forgives me." –-President Jimmy Carter, Playboy Magazine
When God first started dating Jimmy Carter, little Jimmy was only 4 years old, which might seem wrong, but Carter's parents introduced the two.
Although former President Carter was in a secret gay relationship with God, he definitely was not a 'power bottom.'
When asked about his preferences, Carter angrily shouted "Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease."
When the former President got married to cover up his homosexual relationship with God, he later made it clear that he was not happy with what he had to do to become the leader of the free world.
"I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."
Unlikely Relationship #3: ... to be continued...
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