Important Things to Know

Today - Jim Tolbert, a farmer in Northern Iowa had his land, animals, and property taken by the Citizen's Credit Union of Des Moines after becoming addicted to Farmville, losing his grasp on reality, and getting far too involved in his "barn raising" party.

- Tomorrow - A random compliment at work about your hair will make your day.  That's how sad your life has become, and how reliant you are on the approval of complete strangers.

- Friday - Although you used to go out and have fun with friends, a night watching television, and masturbating yourself to sleep, sans orgasm, will ironically reflect your current level of life satisfaction.


This was very important......

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