Things Corey does in Chem. lab, after he graduates lab will be much safer at SFU... but look out Syracuse...
* Pretends an electron got stuck in his ear, and insists on describing the sound to others... (essentially yelling expletives and acting like he has turrets syndrome.)
* Gives cups of liquid nitrogen to a classmates and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
* Consistently writes three atoms of potassium as 'KKK.'
* Mutters repeatedly, "L33L L33L slap slap slurry!!!"
* When it's very quiet, he suddenly cries out, "My wiener!"
* Denies the existence of chemicals. Professes chemical atheism.
* Pronounces everything his immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it... "SUMSING...sumsing..."
* Casually walks to the front of the room and urinates in a beaker. Or on nearby female students.
* Pops paper bags at crucial moments when the professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid.
* Shows up with 55-gallon drums of fertilizer and express an interest in religious buildings.