"God doesn't hate gay people, he's just mad they found a loophole in the system! Wouldn't that upset you? You come up with this great punishment (having to be with women), and then gay guys are like "You know what?...We're gonna just bang each other. It's gotta be better then all that 'blah blah blah blah blah, hey, where are you going, when are you coming home, listen, listen, LISTEN, if I lost a leg, would you still love me?"
Danielle Tosh, comedian