Indian school names monkey god chairman
* A freaking Hindu monkey god was given the position of chairman at an Indian business school.
* The fake monkey god will get an office regularly filled with lit incense, a full freaking desk and (as if that wasn't a huge waste of money and a slap in the face to any HUMAN BEINGS with more capabilities than a statue) the monkey gets a laptop computer.
* Hindus believe Hanuman (the freaking statue) led a monkey army to fight the demon King Ravana... how could we have forgotten? I'm embarrassed.
Actual Article on CNN.com taken from the Associated Press is found below.
LUCKNOW, India (AP) -- He's a revered Hindu monkey god. And now, he's the chairman of an Indian business school.
Hanuman, the popular god known for his strength and valor, has been named official chairman of the recently opened Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management in northern India, a school official said Saturday.
The position comes with an incense-filled office, a desk and a laptop computer. Four chairs will be placed facing the empty seat reserved for the chairman and all visitors must enter the office barefoot, said Vivek Kangdi, the school's vice chairman.
"It is our belief that any job that has the blessings of Lord Hanuman is bound to be a success," said Kangdi.
All Hindus know that Hanuman can lift mountains and leap oceans, but ancient texts make no mention of his business acumen.
"When we were looking for a chairman for our institution, we scanned many big names in the field of technology and management. Ultimately, we settled for Lord Hanuman, as none was bigger than him," Kangdi said.
Hanuman is one of the most popular gods in the crowded pantheon of Hindu deities. His most famous feat, as described in the Hindu epic the Ramayana, was leading a monkey army to fight the demon King Ravana and rescue a kidnapped princess.
The Sardar Bhagat Singh College in Lucknow, the capital of Uttar Pradesh, India's most populous state, awards bachelor's degrees in engineering and management. The school opened last year.
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