1.13.2011

New Zodiac sign emerges after wobble in Earth's axis

Billions of lives are now changed.  Expect divorce rates among heterosexuals to rise from 54% to upwards of 88%.

Hundreds of thousands of people will have to get tattoo removal. You will have to change your attitude and personality!

And oh goodness, don't forget the abortions!  Who wants a Sagittarius baby instead of a Capricorn?  NOT ME!



Here are the new dates:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17. (Giant morauding, vomiting octopus)
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

1 comment:

mattmm said...

cnn says otherwise