Donald, Daisy, Goofy, Pluto, Mickey & Minnie are all Disney Characters.
Mighty Mouse, Jerry, Mickey & Minnie are all Famous Mice.
Now this should make sense by looking at the chart. So although Donald, Daisy, Goofy and Pluto are Disney Characters like Mickey & Minnie, they are not also mice...
K here's where we mix it up kids!
Say that we replace "Disney Characters" with "Crack Addicts" and "Famous Mice" with "Prostitutes."
We now see that although Goofy is clearly a crack addict, he is not a prostitute. Likewise, even though Mighty Mouse is a bangin' hot prostitute, he is not a crack addict.
Just because Goofy likes crack, that doesn't mean he will become a skank.
And just because Mighty Mouse is a wench, that doesn't mean he will become addicted to crack.
The only ones who whore-out to pay for their drug habits are Mickey and Minnie.
Use this flawless logic and you will go far in life.
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