Oh boy

Things Corey does in Chem. lab, after he graduates lab will be much safer at SFU... but look out Syracuse...

* Pretends an electron got stuck in his ear, and insists on describing the sound to others... (essentially yelling expletives and acting like he has turrets syndrome.)

* Gives cups of liquid nitrogen to a classmates and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

* Consistently writes three atoms of potassium as 'KKK.'

* Mutters repeatedly, "L33L L33L slap slap slurry!!!"

* When it's very quiet, he suddenly cries out, "My wiener!"

* Denies the existence of chemicals. Professes chemical atheism.

* Pronounces everything his immigrant lab instructor says exactly the way he/she says it... "SUMSING...sumsing..."

* Casually walks to the front of the room and urinates in a beaker. Or on nearby female students.

* Pops paper bags at crucial moments when the professor is about to pour the sulfuric acid.

* Shows up with 55-gallon drums of fertilizer and express an interest in religious buildings.